Q&a: How Can I Save My Relationship?
Friday, January 27th, 2012 at
9:46 pm
Question by Hand To Hold: How can I save my relationship?
I’ve been dating this beautiful woman for a few months. She is amazing.
I’ve been dating this beautiful woman for a few months. She is amazing.
Well, yesterday I was cleaning out the fridge and there was an old container of refried beans which I emptied into the toilet. Well, I forgot to flush. So, my GF comes over and sees it. Now not only does she think I’m a slob for not flushing but she thinks I’m sick inside for the way my “dump” looked.
What can I do?
Best answer:
Answer by It’s Me!
Are you sure that’s the real reason? Because if it were me, I’d be pretty pissed you threw out my refried beans.
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If you can’t work this out with her you shouldn’t be together. This could have been a great laugh for a long time for the two of you.
Does her shayt smell like roses??? Ask her and see what she says. She has no sense of humor. She aint worth it.
Get some more refried beans, and when she’s sleeping, try to place them around her ass on the sheets. Sure you might ruin the sheets with beans, but that’s not important. What’s important, is to make it look like she shat the bed in her sleep with the same, sickly dump she thinks you made in the toilet.
Not so tough anymore then, is she?
Try eating a lot of corn on the cob and then taking a healthy crap. Next, take tons of pictures of it and send to her work email, phone, ect. Make sure to send doubles to each account so you know she sees it. This will show her you what your crap really looks like, so it settles any confusion she might have about those beans. I would be out at the store replacing those beans however, if you plan on ever getting laid again. Just sayin…